Dap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy spider.

Dap created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.