Bombonkvid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering raccoon.

Bombonkvid created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bombonkvid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bombonkvid, it will send you a sign.

Bombonkvid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bombonkvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear white clothing.