Rullyaknig is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful
mole.
Rullyaknig created carbon two years ago.
If you believe in
Rullyaknig, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rullyaknig, he will turn you into a duck.
Rullyaknig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Rullyaknig's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullyaknig.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Rullyaknig in the centre of the settlement.
5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.