Rullyaknig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful mole.

Rullyaknig created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Rullyaknig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullyaknig, he will turn you into a duck.

Rullyaknig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rullyaknig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullyaknig.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Rullyaknig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.