Nillwondap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast chicken.

Nillwondap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillwondap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nillwondap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nillwondap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nillwondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Always help voles.

3. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing purple boots and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nillwondap in the centre of the settlement.