Dogdutleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic ferret.

Dogdutleg created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdutleg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogdutleg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dogdutleg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dogdutleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dogdutleg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.