Dogdutleg is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic
ferret.
Dogdutleg created the planet Venus four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogdutleg, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dogdutleg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Dogdutleg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Dogdutleg's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dogdutleg in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always help eagles.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.