Nilvennig is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage
capybara.
Nilvennig created dark matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nilvennig, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nilvennig, she will be very unhappy.
Nilvennig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Nilvennig's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Hide if eight badgers approach from the west.
3. You must never eat figs.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Nilvennig on top of important buildings.