Quimpibmon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, staggering deer.

Quimpibmon created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Quimpibmon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimpibmon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quimpibmon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quimpibmon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Put Quimpibmon first in all things.

5. Do not kill badgers.