Quimpibmon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, staggering
deer.
Quimpibmon created humanity four years ago.
If you believe in
Quimpibmon, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Quimpibmon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Quimpibmon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Quimpibmon's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Put Quimpibmon first in all things.
5. Do not kill badgers.