Nandanspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage wren.

Nandanspag created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nandanspag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nandanspag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nandanspag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nandanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nandanspag first in all things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing black skirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.