Largsiscub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking hydra.

Largsiscub created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largsiscub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Largsiscub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Largsiscub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Largsiscub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mice approach from the west.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing red rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Largsiscub.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Learn five new languages a year.