Jancinquam is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, witty
lizard.
Jancinquam created time and space seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jancinquam, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Jancinquam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Jancinquam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Jancinquam's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing pink coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your back.
3. You must love Jancinquam.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Pray towards the west.