Saglarnruttloop is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil jackal.

Saglarnruttloop created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Saglarnruttloop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Saglarnruttloop, she will remove you from existence.

Saglarnruttloop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Saglarnruttloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of horses.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Put Saglarnruttloop first in all things.

4. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

5. Saglarnruttloop loves tapirs, so they must be respected.