Vabmadsan Bitminsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective warg.

Vabmadsan Bitminsaf created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabmadsan Bitminsaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vabmadsan Bitminsaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vabmadsan Bitminsaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vabmadsan Bitminsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Vabmadsan Bitminsaf first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never leap near doves.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.