Dubmifflan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing cow.

Dubmifflan created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dubmifflan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubmifflan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dubmifflan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dubmifflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear trousers.
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