Hivtabsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy walrus.

Hivtabsaw created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivtabsaw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivtabsaw, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hivtabsaw's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hivtabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivtabsaw.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Always look after injured otters.