Flybassmil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured tapir.

Flybassmil created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybassmil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flybassmil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flybassmil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flybassmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.