Flybassmil is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured tapir.
Flybassmil created matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flybassmil, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Flybassmil, it will turn you into a mouse.
Flybassmil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Flybassmil's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.
4. Never mention bats.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.