Has is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful squid.

Has created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Has, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Has, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Has' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Always help sharks.