Weevedlen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest fox.

Weevedlen created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevedlen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weevedlen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Weevedlen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Weevedlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. You must love Weevedlen.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.