Tailhithon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident finch.

Tailhithon created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailhithon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailhithon, she will come to you in dreams.

Tailhithon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tailhithon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Tailhithon's priests.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.