Cissgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless otter.

Cissgan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cissgan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cissgan, she will curse you with boils.

Cissgan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cissgan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Never wear turquoise boots.

3. Worship no other gods but Cissgan.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.