Komtafcap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful human.

Komtafcap created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtafcap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komtafcap, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Komtafcap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Komtafcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always obey Komtafcap's priests.

5. Do not sprint in public.