Fagrothim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic donkey.

Fagrothim created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagrothim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fagrothim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fagrothim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fagrothim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to otters while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.