Fagrothim is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic
donkey.
Fagrothim created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagrothim, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fagrothim, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Fagrothim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Fagrothim's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never think ill of sick birds.
3. Never feed lots of coconuts to otters while wearing cyan dresses.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.