Zakhadnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong duck.

Zakhadnarl created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakhadnarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zakhadnarl, he will think nothing of it.

Zakhadnarl's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zakhadnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Zakhadnarl's name in vain.

5. Never feed bananas to goats while wearing purple jumpers.