Cussyimvil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable goblin.

Cussyimvil created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cussyimvil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussyimvil, it will turn you into a dog.

Cussyimvil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cussyimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.