Kimnegdob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental seal.

Kimnegdob created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimnegdob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kimnegdob, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kimnegdob's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kimnegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing orange boots.