Cepriptun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing warg.

Cepriptun created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepriptun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cepriptun, she will laugh at you.

Cepriptun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cepriptun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.