Sagbenpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil frog.

Sagbenpig created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagbenpig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sagbenpig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sagbenpig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sagbenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed apples to frogs while wearing shorts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagbenpig.

4. Never sit in the presence of doves.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing gray kilts.