Vabbapcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited hare.

Vabbapcab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabbapcab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabbapcab, it will manifest in front of you.

Vabbapcab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vabbapcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Do not make images of living things.