Cumkencam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless wolf.

Cumkencam created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumkencam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cumkencam, it will turn you into a duck.

Cumkencam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cumkencam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cumkencam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.