Sit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fast crow.

Sit created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing yellow scarves and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Hide if three bats approach from the south.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.