Megarfmit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, stupid giraffe.

Megarfmit created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megarfmit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megarfmit, it will curse you with boils.

Megarfmit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Megarfmit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine whales approach from the west.

2. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Megarfmit on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Megarfmit.