Logtombam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless lion.

Logtombam created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Logtombam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logtombam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Logtombam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Logtombam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.