Nartmabgutlap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful toad.

Nartmabgutlap created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartmabgutlap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nartmabgutlap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nartmabgutlap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nartmabgutlap's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Nartmabgutlap loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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