Nartmabgutlap is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful
toad.
Nartmabgutlap created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nartmabgutlap, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nartmabgutlap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nartmabgutlap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Nartmabgutlap's Holy Commandments1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Nartmabgutlap loves voles, so they must be honoured.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.
5. Do not stand on grass.