Wigraphun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless fox.

Wigraphun created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigraphun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigraphun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wigraphun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wigraphun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Wigraphun.

5. Never pour water over plants.