Mutfutdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical snake.

Mutfutdim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfutdim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mutfutdim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mutfutdim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mutfutdim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Mutfutdim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.