Narlstikfag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless goat.

Narlstikfag created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlstikfag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narlstikfag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Narlstikfag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Narlstikfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shave your back.