Yarlbeparn Milflabflow is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful squirrel.

Yarlbeparn Milflabflow created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbeparn Milflabflow, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarlbeparn Milflabflow, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarlbeparn Milflabflow's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yarlbeparn Milflabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never talk about nebulae.