Cingedyog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring donkey.

Cingedyog created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Cingedyog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cingedyog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cingedyog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cingedyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the north.