Mapzedbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous mouse.

Mapzedbeg created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Mapzedbeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mapzedbeg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Mapzedbeg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mapzedbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Mapzedbeg must be the most important thing in your life.