Wipbegbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent grasshopper.

Wipbegbug created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbegbug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipbegbug, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wipbegbug's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wipbegbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.