Cipcuddum is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional shrew.

Cipcuddum created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipcuddum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipcuddum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cipcuddum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cipcuddum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if nine otters approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

5. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.