Rullbogpid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage guinea pig.

Rullbogpid created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullbogpid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullbogpid, it will not care.

Rullbogpid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rullbogpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Rullbogpid's priests.