Rutnuttfem is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, merciful
hedgehog.
Rutnuttfem created Asia four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rutnuttfem, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Rutnuttfem, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Rutnuttfem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Rutnuttfem's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Geese are not to be trusted.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing cyan shirts.