Dobnabtof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying coyote.

Dobnabtof created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Dobnabtof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobnabtof, he will be very sad.

Dobnabtof's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dobnabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Dobnabtof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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