Bidlophit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Bidlophit created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidlophit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidlophit, she will turn you into a duck.

Bidlophit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bidlophit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.