Venhogyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet cow.

Venhogyak created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Venhogyak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Venhogyak, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Venhogyak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Venhogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing blue ear rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.