Weeyattcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak cobra.

Weeyattcuss created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeyattcuss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weeyattcuss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Weeyattcuss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Weeyattcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about asteroids.