Nelxuchadtail is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered centaur.

Nelxuchadtail created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelxuchadtail, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nelxuchadtail, it will turn you into a worm.

Nelxuchadtail's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nelxuchadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the south.
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