Jongess is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful swallow.

Jongess created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jongess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jongess, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jongess' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jongess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jongess on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.
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