Fedranlarnpominghondad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited mole.

Fedranlarnpominghondad created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedranlarnpominghondad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedranlarnpominghondad, he will turn you into a mole.

Fedranlarnpominghondad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fedranlarnpominghondad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never mention squirrels.
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