Pit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable armadillo.

Pit created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pit, she will send you a sign.

Pit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.